Squirrels of Doom Naughty Bits Lexicon
By Matt Baker, Roz Young May 10, 2009
1. Manhattan: male full frontal nudity, named for Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen.
2. Ewan: an exposed penis, named for Ewan MacGreggor.
3. Britney: exposed female genitalia, named for Britney Spears.
4. Hammer: used for any other reference to a penis, from Dr. Horrible.
5. Valentine: female full frontal nudity, from My Bloody Valentine.
6. Bloody Valentine: to be killed while naked, from My Bloody Valentine.
7. Jennies: casual reference to breasts, from Jennifer Love Hewitt.
8. Juliannes: exposed breasts, from Julianne Moore.
9. Pamela: gratuitous, often slow motion, shots of women in skimpy clothing, from Baywatch.
10. Stanley: shot with gratuitous use of female nudity, from Stanley Kubrick.
11. Daniel Craig: like a Pamela, but for men, from Casino Royale.
Sample paragraph:
Some people would argue that Eurotrip is an example of female exploitation in film due its repeated use of stanleys, of which there are certainly many. However, I would argue that, unlike many similar teen films, it is actually quite forward thinking and challenging to the average adolescent male viewer. While there are certainly many juliannes on display and at least one great pamela of Michelle Trachtenberg's jennies there are no valentines or britneys and it is also very upfront with male sexuality. Sure, the boys are all obsessed with their hammers, but it goes beyond that and even includes some objectification of men, while confronting the viewer with the reality. I'm pretty sure there is at least one daniel craig, but the most memorable scene is a manhattan at a nude beach in France with ewans as far as the eye can see, belonging to men of varying attractiveness.