Paladins are the suck
By Roz Young September 1, 2009
I never claimed to have invented clever graphs. I do, however, make funnier graphs than 99% of the “graphs” on a favourite website of mine, graphjam.com. If you have a cat, you think icanhascheezburger is funny shit. If you don’t have a cat, maybe you think people who speak lol are retarded. But! You do have a brain… so graphs are guaranteed to be amusing to everyone yet to be lobotomized or pre-Egyptian mummification.
Recently, this beauty showed up on the website. I loves it. Fans of SoD will also laugh, because Matt is a level 80 rogue, and I’m a level 80 warrior, and generally people are amazed we found nice, normal nerds to marry. But, do you know why I laughed out loud when I saw this? I snort laughed because… no one dates a level 80 paladin. Those guys are douchebags. You don’t get any, not because girls hate WoW, but because you play a class of assholes that run around camping people. You could impress me at the bar if you said you’re a level 80 mage with a kick ass arena team, but if you sidle up to me with your paladin sweet talk, I’m probably going to punch you in the face. I mean, I’d challenged you to a WoW duel, but you’d just pussy bubble up and go for tea. I hate paladins.
